Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend ki

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye
Na mukhe zamane se koi aas hai...

Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de
Mujhe us sachhey dost ki talash hai...

May Lord Rama always...

May Lord Rama always...
Keep showering his blessings upon you

May your life be prosperous and...
trouble-free throughout Happy Dussehra

Give Me Some And

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile...

Jab me badi ho jaungi to mujhse shadi kroge?

Choti ladki dukandar se:Jab me badi ho jaungi to mujhse shadi kroge?
Dukandar(Haskar)-Ha krunga...Ladki-To apni hone wali patni ko choclate b nhi khilaoge?

i m sorry i have already 1 YAAR

Mainu hoea c ISHQ!
oh kehndi "NO thiz is RISK"!
mai marya purpose pee ke WHISKY!
kehndi "naa tu ho gya RISKY"!
jad mai peeke aya BEER!
kehndi "Naa haje v gal ni bani DEAR"!
jad mai piti RUM!
"kehndi haje v teri gal ch hai ni dum!
mai keha mai ho gya tere piche sharabi!
"kehndi ahi tere ch hai kharabi"!
mai keha mainu hai tere nal PYAR!
kehndi "i m sorry i have already 1 YAAR"!...gud mrng

is pool me nahana mana hai

Watchman:
Madam is pool me nahana mana hai
Lady:Jab me kapde utar rhi thi tab kyu nhi bataya??
Watchman:
nhana mana hai kpde utarna nhi.

tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho

Judge to santa: tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho. tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa:janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai..

Hun Salio Ae Case b Mere Te Paa Do.,.,

Police wala Thaaney Ch Ek Mujrim Nu Boht Maar Reha Si, Te Boht Saare Ilzaam La Reha Si..!

Udon He Police wale Nu Phone Aaya k Ohde Ghare Munda Hoya Va!
Ohne Apne Duje Policewale Saathi Nu Dsya!

Ae Sun k Mujrim Gusse Ch Chillaya- Paa Do Paa Do...
Hun Salio Ae Case b Mere Te Paa Do.,.,