45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gaya

45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gaya…
Ladki k maa behosh ho gayi…

Hosh aane par karan poocha, to boli…
25 saal pehle mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha!

Meaning of PUNJAB in 2009

Meaning of PUNJAB in 2009

P- Petrol 52.50
U- Uneducated people
N- No jobs
J- Janta pareshan
A- Amli youngsters
B- Bijli band…

Friendship- where ‘I’ ends

Death- where life ends 
Hate- where love ends
Divorce- where marriage ends
Ocean- where land ends

Friendship- where ‘I’ ends
& ‘WE’ begins

Without goals, and plans to reach them

Without goals, and plans to reach them
A person is like a ship that has set sail
with no destination.

Ghar mein jitne bhi 50, 100, 500, 1000 k notes

Today is 2nd Oct “Gandhi Jayanti”
I am collecting Bapu’s photos.

Pls help in this…
Ghar mein jitne bhi 50, 100, 500, 1000
k notes hai wo mujhe bhej de…

He who has never learned to obey

He who has never learned to obey
cannot be a good commander

Santa left that place in anger &

Santa was sitting at a beach in Australia.

Man: R u relaxing?
Santa: No. I’m Santa.
Another man: R u relaxing?
Santa: No. I’m Santa.

Santa left that place in anger &
asks a man lying nearby: R u relaxing?
Man: Ya…

Santa gives a slap & says:
Tenu sare labbhi jande aa te
tu itthe lamma peyaa….

A man’s silence can break a woman’s

A man’s silence can break a woman’s
heart into a thousand pieces

While a woman’s silence can give a man
a thousand moments of peace!